With many people going off to college soon, I decided to post my top list of things to do to freak out your roomate! Because who needs friends when you have the Bloon!
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ”He just didn’t belong.”
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ”The hair, it’s growing. Growing!”
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ”Soon, soon….”
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, ”I’ve got an important message for you.” Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can’t remember what the message was. Later on, say, ”Oh, yeah, I remember!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don’t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ”Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?” Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ”Hooray! You’re back!” as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ”Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ”No, I want to watch them suffer.”’
And on number 0 (TOP):
Laugh out loud REAL HARD when you’re online, and when your roommate ask you what’s so funny show them this page!
.. but seriously, if you want one that’s total freak-out guaranteed, just masturbate ferociously whenever your roommate tries to talk with you. Especially when you’re in a heated debate. I did that at the University once and I totally won the argument!
Of course, given you’re a girl, it might not work out as well. But then when you two have had sex you can always pull the old "grief of being born with AIDS trick".
And is that you on the picture?
I can’t believe you’re still moderating me after all we’ve been through. And I thought YOU LOVED ME!!
That is me. A damn bad picture, but whatev :]
Sorry about the moderation… I think it might have been the black list… I dono… Askimet fucks up alot.
Tagggs Chick, Tags!!
Lol. Oh and don’t use the link anymore. The system does it auto-magically.
Sorry baby, you know I forget, i’ll get to that right now.
p.s. Blade has a good picture, you have a good picture, why does mine still suck?
Haha I thought you would like the new one… Send me one that you want then. Lol.
it’s just that my hair isn’t that color anymore so it’s pissing me off.
What color is your hair now? haha… I didnt know that you dyed it!
Anyways, this is hilarious. Its kind of like the elevator one:
THINGS TO DO IN ELEVATORS
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
haha…
referring to number 5 of the entry above
i totally had a science teacher that would meow during tests just to piss off this OCD kid in our class… hehe