Then this website is for you! I suggest watching the “Instant baby soothe,” “Speed tie your shoes,” and “two-minute soda chill.” The only one I could do well was the “Instant shirt removal.” But I knew how to do that before this video. BECAUSE I’M AMAZING. Don’t spend too much time reading this post, get to that site now–time’s a wasting!!

I CAN TOTALLY TIE MY SHOES LIKE THAT.
It’s amazing. Incredibly so.
And the shirt thing, too.
In fact–little known secret–I’m the dude in the video. Just that badass.
I know! I don’t know how you do it :[ I have no patience to learn that simple shoe tying one. Even though it’s apparently easy
hey girl! I hope you don’t mind me putting this link onto my blog! it’s so cool,