There is a PUSSY in that tree…

And I am feeling very GAY while I am wearing my THONGS.

People people people. This is normal language! Well it was a few years ago… But NIE! Now’a'days if you say these things you shalt be dissed to no end, PWNED till you cannot be PWNED anymore… For these things are no-man land… Lets see if we can get some definitions going shall we:

puss·y (pʊs’ē) pronunciation
n., pl. -ies.

ORIGIONAL ->
1. A cat.
MODERN DAY ->
1. Vulgar Slang.
1. The vulva.
2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
2. Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
3. Slang. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.

gay (gā) pronunciation
adj., gay·er, gay·est.

ORIGIONAL ->
1. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
2. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
3. Given to social pleasures.

MODERN DAY ->
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

thong (thông, thŏng) pronunciation
n.

ORIGIONAL ->
1. A narrow strip, as of leather, used for binding or lashing.
2. A whip of plaited leather or cord.
3. A sandal held on the foot by a strip that fits between the first and second toes and is connected to a strap usually passing over the top or around the sides of the foot.

MODERN DAY ->
1. A garment for the lower body that exposes the buttocks, consisting of a narrow strip of fabric that passes between the thighs supported by a waistband.

(Definitions from Answers.com)

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And there you have it… The three words that I can think of at the moment which have horribly changed connotations. See if you can find some more.

576,346,978,894 people have said “YOUR GAY” sometime in their life to a strait person.

3 Responses to “There is a PUSSY in that tree…”


  1. 1 BloonChick

    This post is GAY!
    Just kidding. It’s very funny! :-D

  2. 2 The Bloon Blade

    fag
    Original: n. a bundle of sticks
    n. a pack of cigarettes

    Modern: n. a gay person
    n. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex. Ish.

  3. 3 Sigg3

    Fag is still used in London for cigarettes.
    But don’t go to those pubs if you’re not homosexual.
    You never can tell.

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