The programmer hierarchy

Read the title, hilarious.

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Pretty accurate in terms of usefulness, too.

25 Responses to “The programmer hierarchy”


  1. 1 RandomBloon

    I don’t get it. Is I just stupid?

  2. 2 The Bloon Blade

    No, you’re just a normal person. Unlike Micro. I have no idea what it’s talking about.

  3. 3 Sigg3

    Where are my shoes?

  4. 4 IBloon

    Yay! First: I am back and second, that is a amazing post. Nice find micro.

  5. 5 RandomBloon

    Why am I not suprised that IBloon is the only one other than Micro that gets this?

    But YAY!!!…except I already knew he back. lol.

  6. 6 BloonChick

    I’m not even going to click the link. Because if Random AND Blade don’t get it, and IBloon does, chances are I won’t even have a CLUE.

  7. 7 The Bloon Blade

    Sigg3, did you try looking in the last place you remember seeing them?

  8. 8 Sigg3

    I don’t remember seeing them. That’s the problem.

  9. 9 The Bloon Blade

    Then how do you know they exist?

  10. 10 Sigg3

    Sheesh, thanks for helping out.
    I tried google, and although they can find my carkeys and Sarah Connor, they had no clue. I’m now doing an inch-by-inch search in Google Earth. Happy New Year.

  11. 11 MaxPower

    it is an amazing find, and i am a java programmer, so in your face all those who consider html a programming language

  12. 12 MicroBloon

    Stupid Java programmer. You’re even worse than those php programmers. Honestly, I can never know what to expect from all of you non C & perl programmers.

  13. 13 RandomBloon

    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    :runs off screaming wildly and covering ears:

  14. 14 The Bloon Blade

    I like a good cup of coffee, myself. Pearls are ok, but they’re even cooler if they’re black. And I have nothing against vitamin C. What’s with all the hate, guys?

  15. 15 RandomBloon

    I love you.

  16. 16 Sigg3

    HTML is hypertext markup language, a formatting scheme.
    Calling it programming would be pretty doofus. Integrating it with programming languages into complete “toolkits” does not make it any more a programming language per se.

    The real hateful debate is what goes under the name of ‘low-level programming’.
    Where Gods are separated from 1337.

  17. 17 MicroBloon

    Who’s better, the Gods or the 1337?

  18. 18 Sigg3

    Ye Gods!
    Of course. The 1337’s still mortal. And they don’t have lightning effects.

  19. 19 MicroBloon

    I’m not sure of that, have you ever tried touching a motherboard without being grounded?

  20. 20 The Bloon Blade

    I’m pretty sure “lightning effects” don’t end up in the user being fried.

  21. 21 MicroBloon

    …Mine do.

  22. 22 Sigg3

    At least two times a week I sleep in my bathtub with running 500W PSUs floating around me. It keeps me refreshed.

    btw, the 1337 is not a ‘user’.

  23. 23 Sigg3

    hacked pin terminal:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWTzkD9M0sU

    That is SO c00l.

  24. 24 MicroBloon

    Old. I saw that 14 hours ago.

  25. 25 Sigg3

    9:57-2:02pm = ca. 8 hrs
    the time difference.

    Suck my doorknob, silly willy.

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