– A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole near a neighboring house where the smell of morning breakfast fills the air. Papa Mole sniffs the air and says, “Yum! I smell maple syrup!”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell honey!”
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, “Geez, all I can smell
is….
Get ready…..
Are you sure you’re ready?
You may never forgive me for this one…
…….
MOLASSES
Oh dear…
A part of my soul just died.
…….I shouldn’t have been drinking when I read that…. I think I may have to replace my keyboard…