Two simple riddles for you dear readers. If you cannot get the answer correctly, I have the right to laugh.
1) What two letters are bad for your teeth? A: ‘D’ and ‘K’ GET IT GET IT?? DECAY??? HAHAHAHHAAH
2)FOUR is HALF of FIVE. Is this statement True or False? A: It’s True. The Roman Numeral FOUR (IV) is in the middle of the word Five: F(IV)E
1) I think F is bad for the teeth.
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It foundf like you’re fpeaking through the teeth, and it juft can’t be good for’em!
fuddenly, you can’t ftop faying f inftead of f, and everybody’f laughing off you, and your girlfriend’f all like: ferioufly, figg3, get your fhit together, ‘caufe right now you make me fick af a faufage, and I don’t want to fleep with you if that’f the cafe.
And you can’t become that leadfinger of that Polifh orcheftra that you alwayf dreamed of, you can’t fcream I WANT IFECREAM without your brotherf and fifterf making fun of you and life becomef a living hell. You go all like: fuck thif fhit! and ftart being all nihiliftic and fhit.
F muft be it.
The other one is G.
Besides saying “Gsus!” all the time, you’re all like: *Geee!*
And people start to think you’re a faggot or something.
O is kewl, though.
Oh.
Sounds so omnious.
2) Four is beyond half of five.
Am I being censored here?
What?
Is it because I won?
I can’t help it, you know, that’s just my personality. Winning
Sorry sigg3. I forgot to check the moderation que. ^_^
Not quite, Sigg3 :-), Not quite
Okay, well the answers are coming up tonight unless people guess want more time.
I think the second one is a bit of a stretch. After all, you are switching between two systems rather liberally.
I agree.
I’m confident I won.
……I don’t make the riddles, I just post them.
i think siggs answers were better than the right ones
which, when you think about it, is kinda sad
I have to say that Sigg3’s answers are way better. The only reason: They are hilarious. Lol, and yea, the switch between roman numerals and english is alittle borderline crap. ^_^ But nice riddles.