Query!

Quick question:

If you had the choice to be full forever and never eat food again, would you?

Be sure to take everything into account: the money you’d save, the bad food you wouldn’t have to have, not being able to taste any more food, the lack of excess body fat, and the awkwardness of dinner dates.
“I think I’ll have the pecan-crusted halibut. What are you going to eat, dear?”
“I don’t.”
“You don’t what?”
Eat.”

You’d probably be going to the movies a lot more often.

Comment with your answers! We’ll see what kind of soul-searching results from this philosophical question.

17 Responses to “Query!”


  1. 1 MaxPower

    No, i wouldn’t but first off let me say that this has been the first post in a while so YAY

    I enjoy dinner/lunch/breakfast dates the taste of a well prepared meal on my pallet brings me great joy, what about all the carrerrs that would be lost if everybody had the ability to stay full? sure it would be nice if every one had that ability because then there would be no world hunger, but right here and now, i have to say that i would still like the pleasure that a well marinated, prefessionally seasoned soy turkey has to offer me so peace out

  2. 2 Fyorl

    Nope. The saving money’s appealing but I do enjoy a good pizza…

  3. 3 BloonChick

    soy turkey? I LOVE YOU MAXPOWERRRRRRR!

    And I agree with MaxPower. Like the entire world would be so different if people didn’t have to eat.

    I guess in 3rd world countries and places with starving people this would be a good thing though.

  4. 4 Sigg3

    Changing the fundamental way the body works a good thing?
    Uh uh.
    Have you seen the constipated heroinists? They don’t eat (except for sugary stuff). Doesn’t look that amiable to me.

    Besides.
    Who would want to live without cheese?

  5. 5 The Bloon Blade

    I definitely would keep my eatingness.
    Despite all the excess cash, I do rank a good meal as one of my most favorite things ever.

    Cheese is good. Heroin is bad.
    …so what if you mixed them both together?

  6. 6 Fyorl

    Cheesy heroin? Interesting…

  7. 7 BloonChick

    I hate cheese.

  8. 8 Fyorl

    Hmm, I didn’t see you saying you hated heroin… is there something you’re not telling us?

  9. 9 The Bloon Blade

    Uh oh, BloonChick’s been bussstedddd.

  10. 10 BloonChick

    Uh oh. I’ve been busted, haven’t I? Hahaha. Gross.

    I didn’t include that I hated heroin because I was responding to the “Besides.
    Who would want to live without cheese?” quote from Sigg3.

  11. 11 Clairebear

    I could never live without food! I WOULD DIE FROM DEPRESSION ANYWAY! and come on you mentioned cheese before chocolate, theres a problem here. Food is a pleasure, and if I couldn’t eat ever again it would be like torture, especailly if people around me were eating. Hasn’t everyone like walked past some sort of food that smells fantastic, and just like in the cartoons wanted to follow the smell and just chomp up everything on the other end. Bloonchick is retarded, cheese is fantastic. All food (-meat)=not worth living without.

  12. 12 Fyorl

    Yeah sure you were, good save…

  13. 13 Sigg3

    BloonChick, you wouldn’t have said that if you knew what I could do with cheese.
    You, me, a bottle of wine a pound of cheese.
    It’s love, baby.

    Clairebear, you’re right. Vegetarian food is great. I mostly use it with steak.

  14. 14 BloonChick

    Clairebear isn’t nice to Bloonchicky :’(. Cry.
    You’re just mad that I wouldn’t kiss your check last Sunday. :)

    Oh well. At least you’re a vegematarian like meeee! YAYAYAYAY.

    And may I take a rain check on the pound of cheese? I’ll take the wine tho:)

  15. 15 Sigg3

    No. You’re gonna eat that cheese, honey.

  16. 16 Clairebear

    Uh you make me sound like such a lesbian.
    Bloonchick, drinking alcohol?!
    I guess I am a good influence.

  17. 17 BloonChick

    Haha I know. I realized that after I posted it :). I’m living in a blonde moment, thats my excuse and I’m sticking to it! :-P.

    Haha it’s actually my friend Madonna. She be crazyass hahahahaha.
    Clairebears always a good influence though :-D

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