These are thigns I thought of while watching the Mission: Impossible: III movie dealing with Tom and his little religion of his. Don’t click the more button unless you’ve seen the movies or you don’t mind spoilers.
In the scene where Tom is strapped down with the muzzle on: “Hah! Now you know how Katie felt.”
In the limo when Tom is giving the Rabbit’s Foot:
Thug: “Drink it.”
Tom: “What is it?”
Thug: “Placenta juice.”
Tom: “Aw, sweet!” *drinks immediately*
When Tom is tied up and evil dude is going to kill Tom’s “wife”:
“Wife“: *whimpering behind gag*
Tom: “Dammit woman, how many times do I have to tell you to be silent??? Xenu will kill you if you don’t!”
Evil Dude: “Now, I was planning on killing her–”
Tom: “XENU WILL KILL YOU, TOO! *to the thugs in the room* XENU WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!”
lol
yeah, youll do another post with all the cool jokes you thought of?
all 3?
awesome
nah, but seriously, they were pretty good
Yeah, I started working on this and realized I could only think of 3.
Then I was ashamed and almost looked up more, but decided NO! This will be all MY jokes! MINE!
Teehee. Placenta.
Old joke.
I like. And I havn’t even seen the movie. haha, vn.
haha, no.