This would be something that I, a daughter of a Patent Attorney would laugh at. I think you all will too though. 
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, “A folding bottle.”
She said, “Okay, what do you call it?”
“A Fottle,” I said.
“What else do you have?”, she asked.
“A folding carton.”
“What do you call it?”
“A Farton.”, I replied
She sniggered and said, “Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude.”
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
Teehee. Get it? Because the folding bucket would be a f…
Never mind.
PATENT REFORM NOW
Right now, the U.S. Patent sytem is constantly abused by corporations hoping to make a profit. They will resort to patenting ANYTHING to cut off the competition. The purpose of the patent system was to prevent people from STEALING other people’s work. Sadly, this power has been abused, and now patents are even placed on SOFTWARE. We must fight this at all costs. RESIST.
Anesh, that comment is patented.
Hey Mating Call man, you should be in politics.
Touche Sigg3
Are you referring to me?
I’m finished with American politics. Doing work for the FSF might not be bad, though.
Yes. And Possibly.
…I thought it was a funny joke…
PATENTS ARE NOT A JOKE. And this one did not amuse me.
So, you’re a daughter, eh, Chick?
How does it work out for ya?
…Isn’t everyone a son/daughter?
haha
nice, chick
way to kill that one with your obviousnessicity
..gosh
Haha.. Its ok… I thought it was funny. Bwahahhaa
I know Randomguy. I’m so observant. You know it.
It wasn’t funny.
what wasnt?
the joke? or the pointless comments that followed?
your mom