Brothers and Sisters of Humanity… We must throw off the veils of hate and unite against our total enemy. The Squirrels have begun their raids against our best friends… Dogs. My undercover source (Sigg3) has reveiled to me a webpage which has reported on the first attack thus far recorded (how many unrecorded attacks have gone by? No one knows…); poses an attack against Homo Sapiens and must be fixed before it is too late.
“They literally gutted the dog,”
~local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
IF THE BASTARDS LAY A FILTHY PAW ON MY STREAKIE-DOG, I’M GOING TO HUNT THEM DOWN RAMBO-STYLE.
“They drew first blood….they drew first blood.”
RISE, BRETHEREN! FROM YOUR HOMES AND APARTMENTS! THIS IS UNEXUSABLE AND INSUFFERABLE! RISE, AND DESTROY THE SAVAGE SQUIRRELS!
bloonlabs.co.ckYou spelt my internet address wrong, you insinsitive clod.
What if I suddenly started sending my visitor to your branch in Cook Island, eh? www.bloonlabs.co.ck ?
’sides, this is very natural.
In Soviet Russia squirrels eat you. It’s a common fact.
I’d be keeping a close eye on them moles, if I was someone else.
I don’t trust anything that can live an entire life without sunshine.
Then there’s the penguins. But we all know about them.
Ahhhhhh! Maybe Blade was right for once. Damnit.
Lol, sorry about that Sigg3. i am so used to using .com like on EVERY SINGLE OTHER WEBSITE. Jeez. Lol, ill switch it.
Well, you have to get used to my site not being EVERY SINGLE OTHER WEBSITE. That would’ve been illogical.