Mr. Know it All

Kemo Sabe, meaning an all knowing one, is actually a mispronunciation by Native Americans of the Spanish phrase, Quien lo Sabe, meaning one who knows.” “Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.

“Taxi” is spelled exactly the same in English, French, German, Swedish, Portuguese, and Dutch. 11% of the world is left-handed.

315 words in the 1996 Webster’s dictionary were mispelled. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A flea can jump 350 times is own body length. (say..you jumping the length of a soccer field) 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

“THEREIN” is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.

The most difficult language to learn is Basque which is spoken in northwestern Spain and southwestern France. It is not related to any other language in the world and has an extremely complicated word structure and vocabulary.

4 tablespoons of ketchup has about the same amount of nutrition as a ripe tomato. Lyndon B. Johnson was the first president of the United States to wear contact lenses.

A fly can react to something it sees and change direction in 30 milliseconds. The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid.

Men have more blood than women. Men have 1.5 gallons for men versus 0.875 gallons for women. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

The tree dictated on the Lebanese flag is a Cedar.

37 Responses to “Mr. Know it All”


  1. 1 micro506

    That’s obnoxious.

  2. 2 BloonChick

    You’re obnoxious.

  3. 3 The Bloon Blade

    Your mom is obnoxious.

  4. 4 BloonChick

    Your mom’s butt is obnoxious.

  5. 5 The Bloon Blade

    Your mom’s butt’s face is obnoxious.

  6. 6 BloonChick

    Your mom’s mom’s butt’s face’s face is obnoxious.

  7. 7 micro506

    A true bastion of maturity we’ve all established here, no?

  8. 8 BloonChick

    Most definitely.

  9. 9 The Bloon Blade

    Like a friggin’ Chinese philosopher.

  10. 10 micro506

    Charming.

  11. 11 BloonChick

    …Your mom’s charming

  12. 12 micro506

    ““Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.”

    Sounds like a challenge to me.

    antidisestablishmentarianism

    Oh, will you look at that. I win.

  13. 13 BloonChick

    Yeah, but “stewardesses” is the longest word that can be CORRECTLY typed with only the left hand.

  14. 14 Sigg3

    er and re are words?
    errrr

    And I didn’t know lesbians had a flag…

  15. 15 BloonChick

    It’s Lebanese. Not lesbian.

  16. 16 micro506

    Er isn’t really a word (ER? Err?), but re is derived from Latin, meaning “regarding”. What was wrong with my typing, BloonChick? There were no mistakes, BloonChick. I guarantee you that, BloonChick.

  17. 17 The Bloon Blade

    There were mistakes in your techniques, Aneesh. I guarantee you that, Aneesh. I think you should stop being a little prick, Aneesh.

  18. 18 micro506

    Now, THE BLOON BLADE, there is no reason to turn this into an argument. However, THE BLOON BLADE, I guarantee you, my technique was flawless.

  19. 19 IBloon

    Jeezus… Lesbians have a flag. Aneesh has no balls. The Bloon Blade is correct. And I am awesome.

  20. 20 The Bloon Blade

    In your typing technique, Aneesh, did you ever move your left hand past the ‘g’ key, Aneesh? Or do you type like a 7 year old, that is to say, with your two index fingers?
    Aneesh, you are a 7 year old.

  21. 21 micro506

    There is no such thing as typing “correctly”. I used one hand to traverse the keyboard, THE_BLOON_BLADE.

  22. 22 IBloon

    Then you are inncorrect. Left handed typing only involves the keys you can reach while your left hand is in the correct left hand typing position. In other words your four fingers sitting lightly on A-S-D-F. Therefor, the Chick is right, and you are wrong.

  23. 23 micro506

    Quoth the Typist-Lord IBloon.

  24. 24 BloonChick

    I’M RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!! CELEBRATE!!!!!!

  25. 25 micro506

    No, you’re not. You’re wrong. Very, very wrong. You’re so wrong that it’s funny. In fact, I think I’ll lauge at you right now. Ha-Ha-Ha. Ha.

  26. 26 SomeRandomGuy

    “laugh” is how that one is spelled
    and this is from someone arguing his typing prowess

    however, just because i love playing both sides, micro is partially correct
    all it says is
    ““Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.”
    as it does not say anything about correct typing means, it is perfectly resonable to use the rebutle
    “i can type things like antidisestablishmentarianism with only my left hand, however, it did require for my left hand to leave perfect typing stance and move all over the keyboard”

    i think that you will find the fact is ineffectivly stated, and although we all assume it means “while in typing stance”, since it does not in fact state that, aneesh is, remarkably, correct

    goodnight, and goodluck

  27. 27 IBloon

    Wow random… Didja get learned good in europe? Lol. Nice comment :) Very thoughtful.

  28. 28 micro506

    There is no such thing as “correct stance,” and it’s spelled “ineffectively”. You’re a communist.

  29. 29 SomeRandomGuy

    actually, my good fellow, i have always been, as you so inadequately put it, “learned”…i have just always had to dumb myself down for the American populace, so not to stand out like a sore thumb (just for the record, that phrase sucks =)

    however, now that i am in the great continent that is Europe, i can achieve ultimate satisfaction from acting much, much, much more intelligent…than you

    woah….im scaring myself
    i need to get back, i think

  30. 30 IBloon

    Lol. :) I think you need to come home. Lol.

  31. 31 SomeRandomGuy

    thats only cuz bloonblade cannot supply the same awesome company as me, eh?

    sorry blade, the truth must hurt

    :D

  32. 32 micro506

    Oh, god, the grammar.

  33. 33 SomeRandomGuy

    hey, iv been wonderin, aneesh

    do you have a grammar fetish? or you just an unbelievable perfectionist??

    eh? eh?!?

  34. 34 micro506

    Aaargh,

    “Hey, I’ve been wondering, Aneesh”

  35. 35 SomeRandomGuy

    caught that didja
    i thunk u might like it seeing as how youR a grammEr nerd

  36. 36 micro506

    Please stop. It hurts.

  37. 37 SomeRandomGuy

    Ha
    the thought of inflicting pain only spurs me on.

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