Well, nowadays, kids are expected to know lots of important things. Remember the good ol’ times when A stood for Apple and B stood for Burt Bacharach? Not anymore. I give you the modern day alphabet.
A is for Assassination attempt
B is for Bombing, as in SADDAM HUSSEIN
C is for Conservatives, as in ‘Damned’
D is for Dick, as in Cheney
E is for emptive, as in Pre-emptive Strike
F is for Freedom, as in Freedom Fries
G is for gay marriage, as in tax deductible
H is for Harry Potter, as in WITCHCRAFT BAD!
I is for iPod, as in Corporate America
J is for John Kerry, as in Three Purple Hearts
K is for KKK, as in bad organization, yet successful gift store
L is for Liberals, as in ‘Dirty’
M is for Mass, as in ‘Weapons of Destruction’
N is for Nukular, which Bush is still trying to pronounce correctly
O is for Ontario, #2 on Bush’s ‘To Bomb’ list
P is for Pwned, as in ‘That n00b just got…”
Q is for Quail, because I can’t think of anything that starts with Q
R is for Rectal Probing, as in the newest advance in home-secrutiy technology
S is for States, as in all 51 of them (I’m looking at you, Cuba)
T is for Transformers, Robots in Disguise
U is for Upper Class, as in the tax breaks
V is for Vigilante, as in what you want to be when you grow up
W is for the only difference between Bush Jr. and Bush Sr.
X is for Xylophone, because there are no goddamned other words that start with X
Y is for Yo momma. Who sucks.
Z is for Zebra, because some things never change.
“The painting was a gift. I’m taking it with me.”–Wedding Crashers
Blade, you have just made the ultimate e-mail pass-it-on. That is genious!!!
We should send it… It would gain alot of popularity to the bloon. ^_^
Yes…HE made it. Of course he did. Ahem.
Lol did you? Haha… Well w/e! The Bloon has officially claimed it. Bwhahaha.
I did, actually. I used some ideas from Aneesh, but very few were actually all his idea. Maybe a few promptings. I believe the only one that was actually completely his idea was E for emptive.
I can’t see Aneesh thinking of bad things to say about Bush so I’d have to think that Blade thought of it. WTG! This is soo AWESOME!
….WTG? Is that a typo for WTF or some new acronym that I don’t know about?
I could start an email, but I do hate chain letters…
Ah, what the hell. Sure, I’ll start sending that around.
WTG= Way to go, smart one
Q= Dan Quayle (or something like that)
Some idiotic republican who tried to run for prez or something.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle
Haha! Blade make sure you put a link to the bloon in the letter. And dont put anything about passing it on unless its funny. ^_^ This should be awesome. (You might want to fix up alittle bit of the spelling before you send it off though. ^_^)
I can say bad things about Bush, I’m in debate. Let’s see…
The man is prepetually squinting, he butchers the english language, he’s not smart enough to create a good post-war plan, he can’t handle a natural disaster, the list goes on… IMPEACH NOW.
Micro: post-war plan?
What kind of post-wars are we talking about? The one the US is fighting in Afghanistan or the one the US is figthing in Iraq _at the moment_?
Sorry, not enough coffee today.
Second, I wouldn’t trust ANYONE who could handle a natural disaster.
Fortunately, such a person doesn’t exist.
Btw, bloones:)
Here’s another great joke I found in the bathroom at my faculty:
“God is dead.”
- Nietzsche
… further down…
“Nietzsche is dead.”
- God
Ah, God is dead. One of the most misinterpreted quotations of our time. Not dead, but dying. Thanks to this new generation.
1. We are not at war in either Iraq or Afghanistan, get your facts straight.
2. Wha…?
1 HAHAHAHA bull. We’ve been at war in Iraq ever since we set foot in that poor country. I don’t care what the officials call it, it’s a war.
1. How so?
Let’s see, we have troops in the country who we can’t remove, the people hate us, our troops are still dying in the line of duty, and it’s all part of Bush’s convienent little “War on Terror”. Note the first word in the quotations.
What War on Terror? That thing ended ages ago. And we never actually declared ‘war’.
I believe it was Bush himself who said that the WAR would never end. And that whenever he referred to it, it called it a war. My finger hurts.
The War on Terror ended on July 26, 2005.
Says who? I’m probably wrong about this, but now I’m just curious.
Says the New York Times…. http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=FA0A11F7395B0C758EDDAE0894DD404482