The Daily Bloon

I wonder how many hits i’ll get from Google with a title like that? On to the rants!

• Every spring millions of people go out to arrange their garden, with their marigolds, roses and monkey grass perfectly arranged in tight patterns that flow around placed rocks and trimmed trees; and then it all dies very soon, usually only a few months later. Not only that, but these same people decide that the call of unorganized and natural nature is greater than their own perfect little gardens. Apparently for these poor souls, thought is not a top priority… For me, Rock gardens are the way to go.
• You know what would be scary? Marrying a genetic scientist… “Can my XY chromosome bond with your XX chromosome?” I guess sex would be interesting too… Or more the after-sex, “Wow, right now Meiosis should be taking place… Its just so beautiful.”
• Also on Genetics, I really want a bunny-tiger. I’m serious, that would simply be awesome. Unfortunately, someone beat me too it… And their willing to pay. Check this out: Er… Click me
  In case you didn’t catch it, this is one of the best quotes from that page:
  These animals could not be allowed to be released into the wild as they would decimate the local agricultural industry.

  Did they forget the tiger part of the so named “Bunny-Tiger”? Think Monty Python bunny rabbit with Australia’s rabbit problem. *Rawr… RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR*

• Passport photos always suck. I believe it to be a law of life. Accept it like I did, it is unchangeable.

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