You see, those kids are going about it all wrong. First, you don’t speak for the first several seconds. You stare into their beady little eyes for dramatic tension. Second, you slowly and delibrately draw your blade, whether you have a bastard sword or only a mere pocketknife. Then, you defeat evil in its rawest, furriest form, and leave fufilled in the fact that you have rid the world of one more squirrel menace.
You see, those kids are going about it all wrong. First, you don’t speak for the first several seconds. You stare into their beady little eyes for dramatic tension. Second, you slowly and delibrately draw your blade, whether you have a bastard sword or only a mere pocketknife. Then, you defeat evil in its rawest, furriest form, and leave fufilled in the fact that you have rid the world of one more squirrel menace.
And that, was words of wisdom from our one and only, Bloon Blade.
*bows*