Here is an oh-so-funny one of my friends had with the oh-so-silly Aneesh.
(20:52:01) Evilhobo123: there?
(21:11:24) micro506: ay
(21:11:37) Evilhobo123: did you burn the dvd?
(21:11:51) micro506: uh
(21:11:52) micro506: no
(21:11:57) micro506: because
(21:12:01) micro506: this mad clown
(21:12:05) micro506: he invaded my home
(21:12:13) micro506: and STOLE all of my dvd-are’s
(21:12:19) Evilhobo123: and then left
(21:12:24) micro506: naturally
(21:12:27) Evilhobo123: very sneaky-like
(21:12:27) micro506: I pursued him
(21:12:35) micro506: but he was too sneaky for me
(21:12:39) micro506: now I must train
(21:12:44) micro506: I must make myself better
(21:12:54) micro506: so that the next time a mad clown tries to rob me
(21:12:57) micro506: I’ll be ready
(21:13:21) Evilhobo123: conversation saved
(21:13:41) Evilhobo123: this will be funny to look at in a few months
(21:14:06) micro506: when I reduce clown crime on the streets of houston?
(21:14:20) Evilhobo123: exactly
(21:19:37) Evilhobo123: can you burn it now?
(21:20:08) micro506: the clown also installed a virus on my machine that prevents me from burning dvd’s for the next 24 hours
(21:20:23) Evilhobo123: aneesh
(21:20:27) micro506: he also took a handful of dogfood
(21:20:44) Evilhobo123: everybody knows that clowns don’t plant viruses
(21:20:55) micro506: well, this was an EVIL clown
(21:21:03) Evilhobo123: come on
(21:21:08) Evilhobo123: aneesh
(21:21:19) Evilhobo123: burn the dvd;)
(21:21:51) micro506: but the clown swore that if I tried to burn anything today
(21:21:56) micro506: he would kill
(21:22:05) micro506: jesus
Teehee. Oh, you silly man Aneesh. You continue to amuse us.
“Oh, she loved to dirty talk. I’d be screwin’ her, and she’d be like…uh…’Oh, you’re screwing me!…Cool!’”–The 40 Year-Old Virgin
You can’t post the pictures or the transcript. I have legal precedent. PRECEDENT.
And I have a recorded conversation of you allowing me to show the pictures. Stick that up your precedent and smoke it.
ha HAHAHA ha. Text files are not considered evidence in the court of law. I checked. Now, I’m nicely asking that your replace the screenname with my real name.
It’s not a text file; it’s an AIM file. And I’m sure you can get them to give you their conversation records for legal evidence. And seeing as you kind of gave us your SN yourself (under what name are you currently writing, Aneesh Mehta of Houston, Texas who goes to the Kinkaid school and has a dog named Dixie), I don’t think I’m doing anything more. In any case, even your precedent uses AIM transcripts as evidence, and you’ve hardly endured ridicule at school (beyond what you usually receive, anyway) and havn’t changed schools or anything dramatic like that. Your precedent, that being the case of the Star Wars Kid, fights against you. You have just lost, good sir. Lay-hoo-say-err.
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA funny convo but…. I’M CONFUSEDDDDDD you said he lived up North.. but he goes to your school??? *runs off to die in confuzzlement*
Alright, seriously, take my last name down NOW.
And besides, that was in CANADALAND, not the US. What constitutes permissible evidence in the court of law differs in between the two legal systems.
What will happen if he doens’t take it down aneesh? Will the clown come get him? Or will he kill Jesus?
This is beginning to push the limits of ethical…ahem.
And you push the limits of silly. Don’t act up or I’ll post your address and/or email, too.
Act up? Defending myself from harassment is “acting up”?
The moment you begin to get harassed, show me legitimate proof and I’ll take it down on my word as a rocker.
\m/
See? It’s the sacred insignia. You can’t go against the sacred insignia.
You can’t post my personal information…
SACRED INSIGNIA!
This case is closed.
I need ACTUAL proof. You know, some that has some basis.
Oh, you mean like your actual proof that people are harassing you? If that’s the case, then I’ve already given you 5 times as much proof as you need.
Besides, what do you want proof for, anyway? Proof that I’ll keep my word? A rocker never goes against his word! Unless, of course, it means scoring chicks, but those are only when the word is a minor one, and I sincerely doubt I could score chicks by breaking my word with gangly little Aneesh Mehta. The longer you drag this out, the more I post.
Hehe…rocker…YOU DID IT AGAIN
What, you mean say “Aneesh Mehta”? That is, your first and last name? Or….wait, no, I’m pretty sure you meant me saying Aneesh Mehta. Because it seems to anger you when I say your first and last name, those being Aneesh and Mehta, respectively. Just imagine how easy it would have been to deny it from the start. Or better yet, not post comments and therefore not associate yourself with us! But, you silly little Aneesh Mehta, you did, and here we are. Too late now, Aneesh Mehta.
Stop it. Stop it. STOP IT
You need to be less vague when you say “it”, Aneesh Mehta. Maybe specify a little. What is bothering you, Aneesh Mehta?
OK, I’m sorry, I’ll take all references to your name down.