Inspired by the infamous firstmost result when the word ‘failure’ is searched on Google (although recently dismantled), I decided to find some of my own little ironies on the world’s biggest search engine.
Search: ‘jesus’. 3rd Result: Hollywood Jesus Dressup
Search: ‘booger’. 4th Result: Uncle Booger’s Bumper Dumper. (”The most comfortable and sanitary portable toilet in the world”)
Search: ‘retard’. 2nd Result: Indescribable. (I’ve seen it before, but it’s still effing hilarious. Turn your volume down a little.)
Any other interesting search hits? Comment away.

…Those are awesome.
…If you search my full name you get a lot of tennis things. Surprise surprise.
So, what’s the full name?

Paris Hilton
mmmmm… some Paris….. *wink*