Here is some useless information to hold your attention momentarily =)
An average beaver can cut down two hundred trees a year.
An average pig squeals at a range from 100 to 115 decibels.
An ear of corn averages 800 kernels in 16 rows.
Average calories burned daily by the sled dogs running in Alaska’s annual Iditarod race: 10,000.
Average length of a coat hanger when straightened: 44 inches.
Average number of eggs laid by the female American Oyster per year: 500 million. Usually only one oyster out of the bunch reaches maturity.
Average number of hummingbirds required to create the weight of 1 ounce: 18.
Average number of squirts from a cow’s udder needed to yield a gallon of milk : 345.
Cats average 16 hours of sleep a day, more than any other mammal.
Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be one pound.
On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.
On average, 150 couples get married in Las Vegas each day.
On average, right-handed people live 9 years longer than their left-handed counterparts.
Smokers are likely to die on average six and a half years earlier than non-smokers.
The ashes of the average cremated person weigh 9 pounds.
The average adult raccoon weighs 21 pounds.
The average American spends 120 hours a month watching television, the equivalent of five complete days in front of the TV.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes. (Ha)
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
The average person drinks about 16, 000 gallons of water in a lifetime.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The average person releases nearly a pint of intestinal gas by flatulence every day. Most is due to swallowed air. The rest is from fermentation of undigested food.
The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.
I don’t deserve to die 9 years before everyone else!!!!
Maybe it’s just because I’m so kickass on the tennis court with my leftyness.
Or maybe it’s because God is trying to weed all the weird ones out as fast as he can.
…I don’t like you very much Bladeycakes.
Haha. I win.
LMAO how can a beaver cut down.. oh, wait.. nvm.
this is one you did not include,
the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for a light to change in their lifetime
the average person is not as sexy as theBloonBlade, you forgot that one too
HAHA MaxPower
by light i meant stop light of course, and you forgot this one
the bloon has new posts on it on average once a week,
jk
You’re a mean and awful person and we don’t like you at all.
We’re getting better. Really we are.
Actually, we arn\’t. The posts have slowed down, I\’ve noticed. And i still owe Blade a bio.
=)
So does Micro. You guys are awful at this.
…And the posts haven’t slowed down…the…um…readers have?
Or something?
Or something.
the average person spends two weeks less than Sigg3 waiting for comments to get through moderation.
Ha
Sorry Sigg3.
I claim complete and total responsibility for that.
I’m still getting used to moderating the Bloon. I’ll simply post and comment like usual,
or, should I say,
comment like usual,
and then after a week something will remind me:
“Oh. Right. I should probably check the stuff that’s in moderation.”
I’m getting better. I swear.
You’re terrible, Blade. Aweful.
I claim total irresponsibility!
BChíc; aweful =! awful
Watch your mouth, Sigg3
Haha… Thanks