A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the
game, all they kept screaming was:
‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s
only 25 cents!!!!”
What can I say… That’s what I always thought football was all about!!
A friend of mine once said; Aliens exist. It is so improbable that they do not exist that I see it bothersome to even mention it. Aliens are as real as you and me. There’s no big deal understanding why aliens haven’t showed themselves or “declared themselves” onto Earth and earthlings, however, for what do they see from space if they ever stop by?
They see fanatic people running around on a small field, chasing a ball as if their existence depended on it, getting people killed in the process.
They’d say: Sssh. Why make contact with a people who keeps kicking their God around?