Well, you’d think that laying in bed all day with a high fever would make me bored so i’d post on the Bloon all day long (NOT that I have to be bored to post on the Bloon, of course…) but I was actually doing better things, like sleeping so I wouldn’t die or something. And then freezing. And getting hot. And freezing again. Anyway, here’s a funny little joke…
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
So this is what you do in bed, huh?
Yeah yeah, you don’t have to remind me how cool I am.
I was SICK. I swear!