As I sulk around because I’m sick, I decided to post on the Bloon because if IBloon knew about our um wonderful posting everyday, he’d kill us with his pirate sword. ~The Chick
Although everyone is making a huge deal of the big scare of E-Coli in spinach spreading around and killing people, I never thought it would actually happen to someone!!
Poor ol’ Popeye :-P. Too bad the E-Coli is only in Fresh spinach and he eats it out of a can, but whatever.
spinich?? what’s that? isn’t it spinach? still lurking.
Yes. You were right haha. Give me some slack, i’m sick
The spinach-related epidemic has been contained. This post is quite outdated and obsolete.
At least I posted something, unlike SOMEONE!
Hahaha! ..Poor pop eye!
man i am sorry that i didn\’t have teh computer ayer
but its all good all i can say is that its bad that Ibloon is not not not here it makes me sad
Um…I have absolutely no idea what you were trying to say there. A little grammar? Maybe?
And remember, MaxPower, we don’t use real names on teh_interwebs. Those stalkers might get us.
Isn’t the epidemic now in hamburger or something like that?
Hasn’t it always been in hamburger? Mad cow? Haha go vegematarian like me:)
Mad cow disease was only ever in England, I think specifically Scotland. Not really in the US.
So no, vegetarians lose.
LOSE.
“Mad cow disease was only ever in England, I think specifically Scotland. Not really in the US.”
This statement is staggeringly incorrect.
Everyone has got E.coli where the sun don’t shine, I’ve heard. So stay out of the basement!
btw, Go carnivores!
lmao
Micro, I have missed you, where have you been hiding these past few weeks?
Blade, he’s correct, that is the most horrific attept at trying to make a point ever. It could read..
“Mad Cow disease was only ever in the U.K., I think specifically Scotland. It was never in the U.S.”
on top of that, the fact itself is wrong. Mad Cow disease was first recorded in the U.S. all the way back in december of 2003.
..owned.
Blade got …owned. What a happy feeling.
…*goes back to edit everything like it never happened*
BWAHAHAH!
But not really.
Eh. I did a report on Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy way back in 8th grade. I was hoping for my memory to serve me well.
Last time I ever rely on that bastard.
No, no, you’re both right.
The mad cow disease, the one that caused numerous death and widespread panic, was first recorded in the UK.
The cows in the US were simply mad, e.g. pissed off about something, and they took it for a disease. In contrast to the Rape, Kill and Burn tactics used in the UK, mad cows in the US were treated with regular anger management classes.
They are now looking at the possibility of treating US citizens too, but so far the outlook is glum. They’ll probably end up fencing them in, they’ve already started to build it on the Mexican border, and make hamburgers out of them.
God put Americans on the Earth so that the human race could benefit from it.
Genesis 1:26
Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
(btw, who the hell are God talking to here?)
pure brilliance
God are talking to himself. Since he was the only one there, it’s understandable that God might get a little lonely every once in a while, and has since gone schizo.
And I thought he made Americans to laugh at what human beings could become.
…I suppose that benefits the human race too, in a more sick, twisted way.
May very well be.
But if the reporters of Genocide was there to jot down his statements, he wouldn’t really be alone. And Adam and Eve wouldn’t be the first ones either. Which they weren’t (ibidem), since the heathens were roaming about.
Which means that reporters are heathens and not, per se, created in the image of God. What kind of image is that anyway? Are cows created in the image of God too? Seems like He’s got a variable self-image.
Hee…God has udders.
Oh, the possibilities!
Udders..
You mean those small, black ferret-like creatures in the water?
That smash seashells on a rock on their belly?
Why on earth would God have one of those?
Nuh uh, udders are pink!
Pink and tube-shaped and not fuzzy.
…Although he is God. Maybe His udders are special.
Thought they were furry, little animals.
You can teach ‘em to do tricks.
Those are otters, silly.
I teach mine to fetch the newspaper.
hahaahaahhaahahahahaha
OTTERS yeah.. just thought your nose was plugged, so you wrote it ‘odders’.
Wouldn’t that mean my…fingers were clogged? Or something?
Since noses really don’t affect one’s typing ability.
…How would one’s fingers get clogged?
from too much rockclimbing. then your fingers get all huge and blistered and bloody.
oh wait. that happens to your toes.
how DO one’s fingers get clogged?