Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn.
New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window.
New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic.
Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator.
Scarborough, Ontario: Both hands clenched on steering wheel, driver staring directly forward, cutting in front of you and slowing down to 40 in a 60 zone then looking in rearview mirror in wonder as to why the car behind is flashing high beams.
Los Angeles: One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap
Ohio, but driving in California: Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror. Italy: Both hands in air and gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat.
Seattle: One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game. Texas: One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald’s bag out the window.
West Virginia: Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna.
Florida: Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on.
Edmonton: One gloved hand on wheel, one hand on heater, feet up underneath bum to keep warm, 3 differently decorated ice scrapers, one plastic, broken; one steel, broken; one pastel, hidden in trunk. Neither foot on accelerator or brakes because with all the ice on the roads, you’re all moving at the same speed either way.
Dubuque, Iowa: no use of turn signal, or left on for 26 blocks…also cradling cheap cell phone.
Maine: Beat up 1983 Dodge Ram pick-up truck, right hand holding a Dunkin Donuts coffee, cigarette dangling from mouth, greasy hair shoved underneath an oil stained cap and classic rock blaring from the radio.
Vancouver: Canadian beer in one hand, B.C. Weed in the other.
New Orleans: One hand on wheel, one hand holding down sum hookers head while she’s giving head!
Pennsylvania: Both hands on reigns.
California: (Bay Area / Silicon Valley) One hand on laptop computer, one hand at on-board navigation/Internet console installed in dash board, cell phone attached to head with microphone earpiece, having a executive meeting with half a dozen people on speaker phone, palm pilot wedged between knees to observe up to date stock quotes, and shoes kicked off, and feet crossed because traffic hasn’t moved in the past hour.
Montana: One finger on steering wheel of jacked up 4×4, Charlie Daniels blaring from speakers, dead coyote in back, hay leaves blowing out of bed while going down the highway.
Nebraska: Two hands on wheel, with head lodged up a**, chunks of rust falling off by the pound.
Quebec: engaged in heated political discussion with espresso in one hand and croissant in the other, aiming for pedestrians who have the mistaken notion that crosswalks are for them.
Michigan: Both hands on wheel and head up a**.
Toronto: Both hands on the wheel, seat as far forward as possible, head fixed only looking forward, ignoring people behind and beside you, stopping and waiting for the road to fully clear before making any forward progress.
BloonChick: Music loud enough to be heard around the entire city, one hand on wheel, other hand holding cell phone, and a ton of “Oh Sh*ts!” (Hey, it’s HARD to drive a huge Suburban!!
Lol, those are good.
IBloon: Hands on tiller, full sails ahead.
No, no. You\’re more like: *Busy talking and stuff…then OOO ITS A SQUIRREL!!!! *runs into another car**
Thats blade, cept “AHHH A SQUIRREL… KILLL”
actually, heres IBloon….
wait, no, he doesnt have a license
ha
LOL! Nice Random. Bastard…
sorry, it was just such a good chance to mock you about that
and how can i get my own personal logo next to my comments?
Use gravatar. Just go to Gravatar.com and sign up with your e-mail. Then use that e-mail on this site. It also works on alot of other sites. Very cool service.
What does Blabsoon mean?
Shutup micro. Bloon Labs. Down THEN Sideways… Ahh I see your catching on.
It was really a 5 second thing… I am still thinking of something better. Give me time.
Ha, and I’m the one who needs to be institutionalized immediately by court order.
Uhh… Wait….. yes.
No.
IBloony. Help the poor Chick. I can’t get my little avatar thing to work
Go to gravatar, sign up, verify your e-mail, submit a icon (thats the right size), wait until they say its ok, then post a comment USING THE E-MAIL YOU SIGNED UP WITH.
Hope that helps…
And micro… Indeed, you need to be institutionalized, but so do I. So its all cool.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol. Haha micro.
Wow! Even my blonde self understood!! I have an icon now! I feel so cool.
Your icon is awful.
I agree… Try using something that can be scaled better… A stretched dog=sux.
Simple = better
Just because you don’t like dogs… :-P.
Yeah. I know. I am just testing different things.
People who don’t like dogs should go off of a cliff. A tall cliff.
For once dear Micro, I agree with you.
Don’t ever call me “dear.”
I knew that one was coming. Right when I wrote it, Mirco dear.
The Bloon Blade: Some form of metal, rock, Ludacris or Three 6 Mafia at full volume, shouting at friend in passenger seat to be heard over music. One hand on wheel, the other on the stick shift (cuz I\’s a pimp), being generally lost but not really caring.
Aneesh dearie.
coughiamthefriendinthepassengerseatcough
Lol
does that make you feel uber cool IBloon??
I think it does, Random
And well it should. Anyone who I deem worthy enough to ride in the car while I drive should feel pretty damn well awesome.
haha
“deem worthy”?
i seem to remember a certain Blade offering rides to anyone that would accept
or doth he not ‘member that one??
hahahaahahah I remember that too
good, my story is validated
Haha nice random. Lol. Well you know, whenever you get a new car, you make openings for everyone just to show them that indeed you have a new car and they dont. Its more of a push it in their face thing than anything else.
And then next time you ask for a ride, thats when the cool-people-list begins to be written.
haha
fair point
but i think its less of a case of “he wants IBloon cuz IBloon is so cool” and more of a case of “he has no other friends”
Ouchhh. Bloonyblade has friends! All the squirrels are his BEST buddies
DIE SQUIRRELS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
And yes, IBloon\’s reasoning was completely correct.
Besides the eensy, weensy little detail
of that not being my car
but
instead
my
father\’s……
But I was in a show off mood, so, hey.
But now the cool-list thing is well into play. And you should be on your hands and knees to get on it. Ingrate.
Shit! Drive blade! They want my… wait… OMG they want my brain! Noooooooo
HAaahahaahhahaha…
I am not crazy… I just got off City of Villains (villians if your blade)… So consider me slightly mad. In a crazy way.
Good game?
Thats one i still have to check out
Its pretty sweet. Especially once you get to lvl 14… Thats when you get either Super Jump, Fly, or Super Speed. Yea… Its freeking sweet.
why would you want anything other than fly??
Super jump my man… Super jump.
Its sick, being able to jump sooo high and so fast. Fly is great and all, but its wayyyy too slow.
Think about it.
“Hmm. I need to get to the other side of town.”
*doing doing doing*
“Sweet.”
OR
“Hmm. I need to get to the other side of town.”
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllputput put bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*1 hour later*
“Sweet, almost there.”
Haha… PutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPutPuttttttt….. *sizzle* *fall*
Yea, jumping is definatly better.
In the 12 days that I was gone, the overall intelligence of this site appears to have plummetted quite a bit.
Lol, I think it has always been at this level… But whatever… Welcome back Micro.
You shouldn’t use “But” to start a sentence. As “LOL” is an acronym, it should be capitalized.