I sure do! Expecially that fat guy that talks during the whole movie… And that little brat who decides its dinner time. Who doesn’t like the two teenage chicks who answer their cell phones 8 times during one flick?
You know, from now on when you are buying tickets there should be some type of headline such as: “The Fantastic Four: Now showing on 4 screens, 2 for idiots and 2 for normal people.” It might improve sales… Who knows.
But speaking of the Fantastic Four. Its well, fantastic! In many minute ways. In every other way it sucks. Now, if your looking for a quick flick that involves fire, action, hot chix, and a crappy storyline this movie is so for you. Of course it has some very good catch lines but those simply couldn’t hold the movie on its own. Its only something to keep you interested for a hour or two during your already boring day… But if you are looking for a movie which involves you laughing, you quoting lines weeks afterwards, and most of all you watching lots of adult scenes… Wedding Crashers is the perfect movie for ya! Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn pull off this fast paced comedy perfectly… With their charm, smoothness and love for the opposite sex they could easily hold this movie with just their crazy antics but no! The director, David Dobkin, decided that as well as showing the coolest actor in this side of the universe (Owen of course) he would put in a awesome plot that simply made you leaving the theatre swearing to keep tabs on any wedding guests that show up to your wedding… If you have one. If not… Maybe you will be the next in their legacy?
>Who doesn’t like the two teenage chicks who answer their cell phones 8 times during one flick?
Tsk, tsk. You shouldn’t call them during the movie then, Ibloon:)
Besides. The movies are a crappy place to pick up chicks. First of all, it’s really dark. Those of you who are perverts are thinking “that’s great, you must use your hands!”, but you should have a first hand eyesight observation before going for the physical addressing.
Second of all, chicks who go to movies does not like to be picked up by me. Because they go there to see the movies. It took some time figuring that out, but once sorted I’ll never forget that. Until next time.
Third, moviegoers that go alone (unlike I that am accompanied by my self) are really weird and often gothic people. If you get home with them, you might end up wanting to go somewhere else, namely away from them. Believe me, when a chick in a leather dress picks up her whip, she’s not just trying to be alternative.
Four: you have paid for the movie. Why waste it then on someone else. Isn’t it a bit troublesome, after spending your last dime on a flick, to have to ask other people from the audience whether the film was any good? Just because you had your lips around some earflip just about the 4th row, 22nd seat?
It is. You feel like a complete moron.
Dazed, as you always are after watching a movie, you don’t think before you speak. You just:
“Oh, so that guy was his father…. And That’s why he didn’t kill him… yes, I can see it now. *giggle* and I thought he was some mafiaguy and he called him father like a title or something. Oh, it was a title. HE WAS IN THE MOB?! But how do you explain the love affair? Oh. She was a serialkiller. That just about explains it..” etc.
As for the fantastic four, I haven’t seen it yet.
And I don’t think it’s all that fantastic.