Bonjour, tout le monde, from France!
I forgot to alert you, my dear readers, that I will be in France and thus unable to post (for most of the time) until the 25th. Until then, I’m sure our loyal posters Bloonchick and Microbloon will keep up our near-continuous publishing rate.
…aHEM…
France is magnificent. The cheeses are to die for, as are the women. Cheese and beautiful girls…this country truly has its priorities straight.
I’d love to tell you all more about my journey, but alas, the keyboards are freaking strange and ’tis très difficile to write for an extended amount of time. Donc, a bientôt, dear readers!
Uhh… What about the hair?
HOOK ME UP WITH SOME HOTTIES
I love les petites femmes de France. Oh la la. Trés chic.
But WHATCHAOUT, she may not be seventeen like she’s saying.
Sounds like someone had a bad experience
When I found out she was 13 NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED. I PROMISE!
But goddamn she was a hot 13 year old. *tsk tsk tsk* Those French. I’m gonna marry one.
They’re all like into this farm girl thing, you know.
Really? I didn’t. But thanks. Should save me some trouble in the future.
I hate really hot 13 year olds who look alot older. I mean… I love ‘em. But seriously. Damn