Commonly found in the depths of his computer room, this binary character is often sent e-mails telling him to come to the dinner table. He is quite the fan of humor, hence starting this website a few years back, and he loves to associate with funny people to increase his reputation. An unique trait uncommon among computer geeks, is IBloon’s love of throwing parties. If he can find a time, and a group of people, things will happen.
The Bloon Blade is fond of wine, women and song, as the saying goes. He enjoys a good time over most things, as well as a good rock out session on his guitar. His name comes from his uncanny tendency to cut movies, games, and other things down to size with critical reviews, along with a fair share of his trademark humor along the way. He believes that all squirrels should be made to suffer a horrible and painful death, because, as everyone knows, they are beings of pure evil who are trying to take over the world. The Bloon Blade has also accomplished what was thought to be impossible–he is both a ninja and a pirate. And a rock star. And better than you.
Bloon.Chick can be found whacking around yellow fuzzy tennis balls all day long.
She doesn’t know anything about video games, graphics, coding or anything crazy like that, but she can tell funny jokes all day long. Quite unlike The Bloon.Blade, The Chick thinks that all animals have the right to live and die happy peaceful deaths when their time comes. Including squirrels. =]
If you want to stay on her good side, which you undoubtedly do, do not ever eat a hamburger in her presence.