Yarrr! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day!! …So I can’t talk Pirate that well but go ahead, everyone else, start talking like our fellow IBloon does everyday now! 
“Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer arse, matey.”
Yarr, like me be needin’ an excuse to speak like a fellow buccaneer. Yarr matey, indeed! I ‘ave more piratin’ in my little finger than most landlubbers ‘ave in their entire body! Avast!
Micro is going to have a stroke when he sees that.
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Ninja are better.
NinjaPirates are best.
NinjaPirateRockstars are better than the best.
They have their own category, really.
The besterest.
NinjaPirateRockstars are the besterest.
Yup…only one thing better than them, and that’s people that are me.
As you can see, it’s so hard to achieve that kind of coolness, there’s only one.
randomBloon you are missing one key detail. you would be cool if you face had not a tons of acne
“not a tons” ???
“if you face” ???
Learn at least semi-decent english, moron. =D
I had not realized my acne was a cause for concern…Should I be worried?
MaxPower, you would be cool if you understood the basics of English word order.
Well, not cool, but you wouldn’t look like a moron.
For the record,
Mr. Power is quoting a Strong Bad email.
Kudos for that.
And Random,
it would take a little more than not tons of acne to make you look intelligent.
I DON’T HAVE ACNE!!!
He’s right, it’s pirate skin. All that sun and salt water.
Exactly, thank-you. At least someone gets it.
jeeze RandomBloon i thought that you visisted www.homestarrunner.com but i guess not. And for all of you that say that i need a basic understanding of english –> penis