Angry Halo Kid

I’m sure many of you have seen this before, but for those who havn’t, it’s the Angry Halo Kid!!! Now, I’m not saying that playing Halo doesnt bring out some pretty hardcore emotional outbursts from yours truly, but this is just priceless.

 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4535339736414711626&q=angry+at+halo&hl=en

What is it about angry people that we find hilarious??

20 Responses to “Angry Halo Kid”


  1. 1 MicroBloon

    Have you seen the Chocolate Milk Rainbow 6 kid?

  2. 2 RandomBloon

    I can’t say I have.

  3. 3 Fyorl

    He reminds me of a friend I have that used to scream and eat his controller when I pwned him at sniping matches with my pistol… What’s with the crappy Halo 2 pistol anyway?

  4. 4 RandomBloon

    What do you mean? It was rigged in the first one, what with the scope and all, so they took the scope off it for Halo 2.
    So by eat his controller, you mean…like, take a bite of his controller?

  5. 5 MicroBloon

    Bungie realized that the pistol in Halo was terribly overpowered. It was essentially a one-handed sniper rifle, so they turned it into . . . a pistol. In Halo, it was mostly being used as a “noob cannon.”

  6. 6 RandomBloon

    hmm…a post from Random and Micro at the exact same time.
    Creeeeeeeeepy.

  7. 7 Fyorl

    I’ll admit it was pretty powerful but it did look really powerful and shiny and it was only really useful at close range. Which is why he got annoyed.

    And yeah, he attempted to take a bite out of his controller frequently, as if it would somehow make him play better.

    They should have kept its power in Halo 2, the pistols are effectively useless now. Not that I mind… I have my carbine…

  8. 8 RandomBloon

    No, they shouldn’t have. They made the correct call in making it weaker. It was way overpowered. And have you ever duel wielded a pistol and a plasma rifle? That is about the most effective weapon combo in the game.
    The carbine is amazing, but I still prefer the battle rifle.

  9. 9 MicroBloon

    Fyorl, it’s a pistol. A pistol is supposed to be a side-arm. In the first game, you could take down people on the other side of Hang’em High with the “pistol.” In Halo 2, they decided to give you an actual pistol, not a one-handed rifle.

  10. 10 Fyorl

    If you got taken down by a pistol on hang-em-high then maybe you should consider playing an easier game.

    Seriously though, they’re futuristic weapons. Someone might have decided it was a good idea to make a very compact gun capable of extreme firepower. Seriously, read the description of the weapon in the Halo manual…

  11. 11 MicroBloon

    Yeah, but it should be Aliens futuristic. The idea of a sniper rifle that you stablize with a pistol grip, and nothing else, is stupid. If you want to realistically use a scoped weapon, you need some sort of a stock. How else can you overcome the constant shakiness of your hands?

  12. 12 Fyorl

    Beta-blockers?

  13. 13 The Bloon Blade

    Duct tape!

  14. 14 RandomBloon

    Micro is right, the pistol is, by definition, a side-arm.
    Bungie realized their error in making it so unrealistic, and they changed it. It still works well in Halo 2, just as long as you use it in the way it’s meant to be used. And there are so many other weapons that can do what the pistol did in the first one, it’s hardly worth moaning about.

  15. 15 girlnextdoor

    Random and I beat IBloon in Halo while using the same controller!
    It was pretty awesome..

  16. 16 RandomBloon

    Hahaha.
    Do you remember how cocky was when i proclaimed i could still beat him with you doing my moving? And how that cockyness turned into embaressment and outrage when we like, triple killed him.
    I love Halo

  17. 17 Fyorl

    Hahaha that’s awesome. All my friends with PS2s used to make jokes about the size of the Xbox controller by saying stuff like “You push that analogue stick and I’ll jump up and down on the A button… Damn, there goes Danny, he just released the trigger…”

    Good times.

  18. 18 GirlNextDoor

    Haha!
    How could I forget…

  19. 19 MaxPower

    dude noob cannon = primary single wielded plasma rifle, charge it up let it go it is homing removes energy sheild completly, then press “Y” and switch and hammer them with the battle rifle

  20. 20 RandomBloon

    Haha, I do that.
    But the plasma rifle in itself isn’t overpowered, just the way in which it’s used. The pistol from the first one was just plain overpowered.

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