HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it “Housework.”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want
To delete Housework permanently?”
6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press mouse button firmly……
7. Feel better?

How to clean the computer:
1. Open C:\
2. Select WINDOWS
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want
To delete WINDOWS permanently?”
6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press mouse button firmly……
7. Ignore all the system errors and shutdown your computer manually.
8. Boot off a Linux boot disk. Reformat drive, and install linux.
9. Feel better?
10. Yes.
11. ???
12. PROFIT!
Lol. Uhh. Right.
I just have Blade clean my room. He does everything for me. Not willingly :]