Actual “Want” Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat … been out a
while..better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call
Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.Excellent condition. $1,000 or
best offer. No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything

1 Response to “Actual “Want” Ads”


  1. 1 BloonChick

    Oh man
    I like this one
    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
    neighbor’s dog.

    and this one, best :-D

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
    Britannica. 45 volumes.Excellent condition. $1,000 or
    best offer. No longer needed, got married last month.
    Wife knows everything

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