Well, you’d think that laying in bed all day with a high fever would make me bored so i’d post on the Bloon all day long (NOT that I have to be bored to post on the Bloon, of course…) but I was actually doing better things, like sleeping so I wouldn’t die or something. And then freezing. And getting hot. And freezing again. Anyway, here’s a funny little joke…
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
While our other two posters are busy, one with college, the other with figuring out why she can’t post on the site, I’ve got a quick fun fact of the day to keep you entertained.
In a recent scientific research project, it was proved that beer contains the female hormone estrogen.
That’s why after a six pack you can’t drive.
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From our very own BloonChick. Who woulda thunk it.
I can pinch you if you don’t believe me, but i’m seriously alive and kickin’. AND NO BLAME GOES TO ME! For some reason logging in was not working for my username…but anyway, enough with the excuses, I’m happy to be back. Although now I have NO excuses for not writing frequently… So, without further delay, here’s a little humor for your Hump-Day:
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they
lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn’t
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
