I hail to you good readers from the far lands of Greece! I bring gifts, in the form of a video created by yours truly for our faithful readers. Enjoy and look forward to changes in the future. 
Archive for April, 2007
Whenever I am asked the question, in one form or another, “If you could meet/interview/talk with any person in history, who would it be and why?” I have one answer that I love to give.
The person I want to meet the most, out of all the politicians, world leaders, assassins, geniuses, and philanthropists, the person I would most like to meet is the first person who decided that drinking cow milk would be a good idea.
Honestly. Think about it. Who was the first person who looked at a pair of cow udders and thought to him (or her) self,
Damn, I bet whatever liquid comes out of those when I squeeze them is damn TASTY.
There’s lots of weird stuff that we eat, but cow milk has to be one of the strangest ones that’s had the most staying power in world history. Even though we’ve been feeding our own kids with milk , drinking another animal’s milk can’t seem like a bright idea. Besides, I’m sure whoever first grabbed hold of those fleshy pink tubes had NO clue what would come out. And if they had tried any other creatures’ milk first (goat milk, anyone?) they would have been severly discouraged.
Continue reading ‘I’m just waiting for this to be an SAT essay topic.’
The Dutch have made this crazy car-motorcycle invention that, despite it’s appearance of coming straight from an IKEA factory, looks like a ton of fun to drive.
Plus, they poke fun at the Dutch near the end. And we could all have more Dutch-fun-poking in our lives.
PS: I’m not actually from Holland.
This is the funniest video I’ve seen online in a looooooong time. It actually reminds me of the time when I was babysitting and I was on the phone and said a cuss word. The little girl was saying it allllll night. Baby 1. Bloon.Chick 0.
Hate to say it but I almost forgot about the Bloon because of being bogged down with school and tennis and having a life outside of a cave. Bloon.Blade told me I had no more excuses to be made so here I am, doing my best to amuse the readers.
…It’s not working yet is it?
Well I could just start typing a ton of random stuff, but sadly I am not as witty as Blade so I will just post a joke, like I used to always do.
This is a little joke, true story, actually, that happened to Micron.Bloon last week:
Micro.Bloon made an appointment with a psychiatrist. He walked into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely. I don’t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?”
“I’m sure I can.” the psychiatrist replied. “Just go over and lie face down on that couch.”