Review.
Title: 300
Genre (Movie): Manliness. It’s genre is Manliness.
Description: This movie is the summation of manhood.
Rating: 
Science class teaches me that for every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction. So it is with movies. Take chick flicks, for example. Based upon how many chick flicks have been made over the course of history, one would think that the estrogen level of Hollywood would be greater than, say, the man-rogen of a boxing match. And that’s a pretty high level of man-roge, let me tell you.
Well, dear readers, 300 has managed to not only even the balance of Hollywood’s feminine persuasion, but also tips the scales in favor of the phallus. Hoo rah.
Continue reading ‘300′
Much like last Spring Break, I have come into a new state of mind after vacation. Ideas have emerged from the rubble of post-break atrophy, much like tiny blossoms out of a nuclear wasteland.
Or the head wounds are just talking to me. Whichever.
Continue reading ‘Spring Break Revelations’
1. Don’t abbrev.
2. Check to see if you any words out.
3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. When dangling, don’t use participles
6. Don’t use no double negatives
7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
8. Just between You and i, case is important.
9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
10. Don’t use commas, that aren’t necessary.
Continue reading ‘Easy Steps to Gooder Grammar’
The scum had it coming.
Makes you wonder why you didn’t think of it before, eh? I only wish I could see the growing pile of rodents where they land.
And bounce.
