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Archive for December, 2006
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What says, “Merry Christmas” better than a scathing movie review?
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Title: Eragon
Genre (Movie): Fantasy Adventure
Description: Poor peasant farmboy finds dragon egg and sets off to save kingdom from evil emperor.
Quickrating: 3/10
After reading the book Eragon by Mr. Paolini, I actually had the thought, Well, that was pretty mediocre, but it’d probably make a good movie. The plot is standard–a mish-mash of fantasy cliches, about 90% of which are directly transferred from classics like The Lord of the Rings, Dragonriders of Pern, a few out of the Watershed trilogy, and a smattering of Dragonlance books. Change the name of “urgals” to “uruk-hai” and it would read like a Tolkein novel. But there’s a good bit of action and some solid CGI wonder possibilities, so it should, quite logically, be a nice little movie.
Unfortunately, “should” does not necessarily transfer to reality nowadays, and the movie version of Eragon proves this unhappy truth.
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