“Guess who’s back, back again, Randoms back, tell a friend…”
Hello once again, loyal followers of this fair site. I, if you have forgotten (or cannot read the part of the post that says “posted by”) am RandomBloon, and I am once again among your ranks, ready to entertain you all with witty humor and hilarious satire. Or, failing that, post some mindless crap to keep this thing going strong. 
Anyway, as of right now, I have decided to try a review! Yeah, I know, that’s Blades thing, and I fully expect to fall quite short of the mark of excelence he’s famous for. I guess the only thing I can ask for is an open mind and some constructive feedback. So on we go!!
No snarky comments about the lack of reviews recently, alright? I do what I can.
Title: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Genre: Sacha Cohen being funny.
Description: Comedian Sacha Cohen uses the personage of Borat, a Kazakhi news reporter, to embarass Americans.
Quickrating: 9/10
Borat is one of those movies that when it comes out, you instantly think, “Damn, those white people are going to complain about how morally bad this movie is, aren’t they?” Every once in a while, there’s a film that pushes the border of “racy”. Borat takes that trophy and steals a few others, too.
Continue reading ‘Borat’
This is pretty friggin’ sweet.
Click to change colors. Move around the mouse and experiment. One of those wonderful, random interweb jewels.
So our last past was over a week ago?
Ouch. We are really falling behind.
Some things to hopefully look forward to:
1. Borat review!
2. Lego Star Wars II review!
3. A post by RandomBloon!
MicroBloon is threatening secession and wanting to sell the Bloon for moneys. Not that I’m against moneys, but I have a special obligation to our dear readers to keep this site up, keep the posts coming, and bring a smile to your face once in a while.
And I’ll be damned if I can’t at least do that first one. (Since we’ve pretty much been forgetting those other two obligations recently, yes?)
So either threaten MicroBloon to post something with heated comments, egg his house, or do something of the sort.
Or perhaps I could put more pictures online. That might stir him to action.
To arms, my brothers (and sisters) ! To arms!
