So BloonBlade and I had a little conversation tonight. Who do YOU talk with more on the phone? Girls or guys? Do you talk on the phone? If not, you’re probably a loser. It’s okay, we still love you. Kind of.
BloonChick: I love talking on the phone
BloonChick: my best friends and I can talk for hours
The Bloon Blade: I know
The Bloon Blade: I do too
BloonChick: haha
BloonChick: guys talk on the phone with guys for multiple hours?
The Bloon Blade: I talk with chick friends more
The Bloon Blade: on the phone
BloonChick: yeah because thats how we roll
BloonChick: :-)
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This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so. :-) And there’s nothing you can do about it.
My foot is dumb. Love, Chick
Thanksgiving, or “Turkey Day”, is the only holiday I can think of where we name the holiday after the victim.
I mean, we could call Easter “Jesus Day”…but that’d probably make some people angry.
In the same vein, here are some other holidays that have been re-named by yours truly in honor of their victims. See if you can figure out what their regular names are.
1. Single People’s Feelings Day
2. Little Children’s Tooth Enamel Day
3. Evergreen Trees Day
4. Chinese People’s Day
5. The Reputation of Anyone Who Is Remotely Irish Day
6. Logic Day
7. The People Who Work in Jobs That They Can’t Get a Day Off Day
8. Mother’s Day
9. Father’s Day
I’ll post the answers in one or two days.
In the meantime, happy Thanksgiving! Now get off the computer and go help your Mom with the turkey!
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving. These are pretty good! Who has anymore? Happy Soy-Turkey Day! Love, the Chick
1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”
2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, “I’m thankful I didn’t get caught” and refuse to say anything more.
3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your “shake” back to the table. Announce that it’s the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake
4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.
5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad’s not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game when he comes into the room, turn off the VCR, and then turn on the regular TV.
6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.
Ah yes, I had been waiting a long time for this one to come out. If you are a gamer of any sort, then you must have at least heard of the legacy that is the Final Fantasy series. The games are a favorite of mine, but once they hit the PS2, I started loving them just a little bit less. FFXII takes me back to the good old days of RPG time wasting; I’m 12 hours into this one and feel like I’ve just started scratching the surface.
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