This would be something that I, a daughter of a Patent Attorney would laugh at. I think you all will too though. 
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, “A folding bottle.”
She said, “Okay, what do you call it?”
“A Fottle,” I said.
“What else do you have?”, she asked.
“A folding carton.”
“What do you call it?”
“A Farton.”, I replied
She sniggered and said, “Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude.”
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
These are thigns I thought of while watching the Mission: Impossible: III movie dealing with Tom and his little religion of his. Don’t click the more button unless you’ve seen the movies or you don’t mind spoilers.
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Way too many colons in that title.
Title: Mission: Impossible: III
Genre (Movie): Action
Description: A fun little romp through a world of spies, intrigue, and Tom Cruise not obsessed with Katie Holmes.
Quickrating: 7.5/10
If you’ve never seen the first two movies, don’t fret. I can sum them up for you in one short sentence: Tom Cruise is a secret agent man. That about covers it. Now you’re up to speed.
In all honesty, M:I:III (teehee) really sums up action movies in general. The plot is silly, has lots of holes and rather predictable twists (which might have been also used in the first two Mission: Impossibles, now that I think about it), but the action is fun, the explosions are big, and the bad guy dies in the end by a great big fisticuff fight.
If anyone bitches to me about spoiling the ending, then they should also bitch to me about spoiling the ending to just about every action film out there. Get over yourselves.
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Yea. Check the title… Then GUESS what this post is all about. Indeed, the Daily Bloon is getting hit with an ungodly amount of comment spam. But you can’t see any of it because of my awesome spam catchers (most of you have experienced just how crazy careful they are)… Anyways, if you post a comment, and it gets caught as spam please don’t double post as I may take awhile to approve it. Wading through spam is seriously not fun. So yea… 87 spam comments today.
You can take out your anger that there is no PodCast this weekend, here.
I just finished my homework, and I typically expect it around 6:30 but I already knew that it wasn’t coming today because apparently I’m not the only person who has to study and stuff. :-)
Here is the place to get together and……well, if you’re me, cry.
Don’t get too emotional everyone.
*I wonder how long this post lasts til it gets deleted by someone haha.
