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Archive for April, 2006 Page 3 of 4
Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send “his” email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll meet the girl (or guy)of my dreams tomorrow!
What a bunch of junk.
Continue reading ‘My kind of chain letter’
http://www.bloonlabs.com/shortstat
(Ok guys, for somereason, that I cannot understand… The shortstat program keeps sending the clicker back to bloonlabs.com… So, for now you will have to type it in. Lucky its short eh?)
Throughout the history of the Bloon, there has been nothing but humor… Today, this trail of laughter will end for a brief post, while a important fact of life is brought to our readers attention. Every day 130 people die in Northern Uganda due to violence. An estimated 20,000 - 50,000 children have been abducted to fight as soldiers so far with more joining their ranks every day. Northern Uganda has been called the worst humanitarian crisis in the world today because of the lack of attention. With these facts, how can such a nightmare go on without our beloved american society noticing? Of course, the same can be said of any other country: Canada, France, China, England…
September 11, 2001: The entire world was thrown off balance when the World Trade Center was brutally attacked by terrorists. 2,824 people were killed… 26 days later the US launched a war against the Afgan Taliban Regime which was harboring bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Such a immediate response was good, although the means of the response still is debated. Now, ask yourself a question, “Why is it that when a relatively small act of terrorism was commited against America, a response was quickly put into action, while for many years now people have been killed, abducted and abused in Uganda without so much as a passing glance from the super-powers of this world?” Its a question that I have been asking myself of late…