It was necessary. So necessary.
“Rusty…creeping…meat…Truly the heart and soul of all death metal.”–Strong Bad, SBEmail #141

It was necessary. So necessary.
“Rusty…creeping…meat…Truly the heart and soul of all death metal.”–Strong Bad, SBEmail #141

A review on a concert? What ho?!?! Pretty awesome cool, if you ask me.
Though methinks I’ll just skip over my nifty little quickrating section. It just wouldn’t work out.
So, for those of you who are st00pid, I managed to mooch my way to an Aerosmith concert that occured on Monday, January 23, 2006. And it was awesome.
Continue reading ‘Rockin’ The Joint: Aerosmith Concert Tour Featuring Lenny Kravitz’

Two simple riddles for you dear readers. If you cannot get the answer correctly, I have the right to laugh.
1) What two letters are bad for your teeth? A: ‘D’ and ‘K’ GET IT GET IT?? DECAY??? HAHAHAHHAAH
2)FOUR is HALF of FIVE. Is this statement True or False? A: It’s True. The Roman Numeral FOUR (IV) is in the middle of the word Five: F(IV)E

I am sure most of you have heard the great song titled, “The internet is for porn”… And you have probably all experience how crazy geeks can get. Well, here is the product of a geek with wayyyyyy too much time on his hands…
***There is no porn in this music video, only videogame characters dancing

I hate modern, mainstream music.
Even more so, I hate modern, mainstream music that claims to be rock.
I’ll tell you what rock is.
Rock is a way to rebel against the conventions of society and the bonds that hold us in. At least, that’s what it started as. Now that rock is as much part of our culture as the local Starbucks, there’s not much “rebellion” in flinging a few power chords out there. Yet at the same time, rock should be a way to express yourself, your soul. It should be moving, well-written, melodic, and meaningful. Even if it’s a song about “Smoking in the Boy’s Room” (Motley Crue), even if it’s a funny song or a joke, it needs to have meaning and soul behind it. It needs to have part of the singer, of the entire band’s persona behind it. It needs to be real.
The stuff that “rockers” nowadays are cranking out? It’s bullshit. Heaping, whiny bullshit set to a tune and slapped onto albums.