Brothers and Sisters of Humanity… We must throw off the veils of hate and unite against our total enemy. The Squirrels have begun their raids against our best friends… Dogs. My undercover source (Sigg3) has reveiled to me a webpage which has reported on the first attack thus far recorded (how many unrecorded attacks have gone by? No one knows…); poses an attack against Homo Sapiens and must be fixed before it is too late.
Killer Squirrels (Click)
“They literally gutted the dog,”
~local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
There is little I can say to support myself… But I am trying my hardest to fit into the “teenage” norm. ^_^ Anyways, what better place than within the helpless xanga lovin teen’s secret base, to spy on their antics daily… *Growl* Watch out fellow ‘teens, IBloon has penetrated your defenses…
In Other News…
Yea, I was browsing through my Friend’s Blogs today and I came upon possibly the BEST “I am so cool that…” quote ever… From Sigg3 of course…
Just because I’m cool. That’s right. If you put me next to a refrigerator, the refrigerator will pull its own plug and walk outta there in shameful embarrasment. That’s about how cool I am.
*Bows down before the great Sigg3…*
Oh and also, everyone give a shoutout on his blog because he just lost two months of work (writing and stuff) due to a power failure. That SUCKS ASS. So give him some of your lovin, he will need all that he can get. ^_^
