Do you have more money than you know what to do with?
Does money grow on trees at your home?
Do you spend money just to get rid of it?
Do you have so much money that you find urself burning it when you’re depressed?
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the above then this may be the toilet paper for you!!
A little outdated, but who cares, right?
Title: Kung Fu Hustle
Genre (Movie): Kung Fu/Comedy
Description: The best trashy Kung Fu movie I’ve seen in a long, long time.
Quickrating: 7.5/10
I can’t always go for kung fu movies. Flying people kicking at each other in ballet shoes just doesn’t always ring my charms. But every once in a while, I’m up for watching a great, epic, everybody-was-kung-fu-fightin’ movie with cool moves that’ll have me flipping down the stairs and kicking furniture as I go. The usual problem is, however, that when I am usually up for one of these movies, I’m not up for the high drama that it entails. I mean, Hero and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon had epic plotlines and meaning to take from them. If I’m up for kicking the hell out of my couch, I’m probably not gonna be up for philosophy at the same time. Thus, loyal readers, I give you Kung Fu Hustle.
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time where confused freshman idle about the halls, where seniors abuse their seniority, and the sophomore and juniors just kinda twiddle their thumbs, glad that they’re not freshman and waiting for the day that they become seniors. Yes, my friends and loyal readers, it is back to school time. It’s the time to slap summer upside the face, kick it in the groin, and abuse our last precious weeks of it by trying to impress that chick in 3rd period pre-cal and pretending to know where your lunch card is. And is it just me, or is school spirit taking a turn for the worst? I haven’t heard any truly riveting recitals of school songs (kinda hard to do when it goes to the tune of “O, Christmas Tree”, I must confess), nor do I hear any friendly banter between two children of different schools. I think it’s because no one cares anymore. I don’t know whether to be pleased or torn. I always thought that high school rivalries taken to the extreme, much like the oft-debated Crip/Blood gang conflict, is too much like petty kindergarten squabbling. Get over your egos, people. Think of the power you’d have if you united. Like some kind of uber gang. But no, we’re stuck with derisive name-calling and pointless fighting. On the other hand, you should have pride as to what you are and where you come from. So I really don’t know what I’m arguing here, but I think it’d be cool to have a Crip/Blood merger. Call ‘em the Reapers. And promote brotherhood and peace in da hood.
I know I’m white, shut up.
“I never miss a chance to stick it to the man!” –Bubs
I’m going out of town until the 23rd. I’ll miss my computer very, very much. Oh yeah, i guess i’ll miss you all too. And no, I won’t take you in my suitcase.
I also want to wish IBloon a Happy Birthday on Wednesday!! Three cheers for him! HIP HIP HOORAY!! 
-BloonChick
Title: Stealth
Genre (Movie): Action
Description: AI plane goes haywire and kills things and the US government is stupid. Plus, Jessica Beal.
Quickrating: 3/10
You know, this summer was a pretty good one for movies. There weren’t really that many godawful ones, if you think about it. And that brings me to Stealth. You know, I saw the previews for this movie. I thought, “Wow, this looks like an awful movie. I don’t think I want to see it.” Somewhere around the point where they say, “The lightning strike must’ve….rewired him somehow!” I kinda put the movie in the “pure shit” category in my head.
And yet, one thrilling afternoon, me and my friends go to Katy Mills and need to see a movie. Stealth was chosen on account of Jessica Beal, and the rest is history. That meaning that we watched the movie.