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Comic! Yay!

Do any of you (that actually sometimes get off the computer) ever read the comics? They can be funny sometimes. Here is one that right when I saw it I said: THIS MUST GO ON BLOON! However, my Dad, being a Patent Attorney, didn’t want them to sue Bloon and blah blah blah so I am putting a link to the comic that you all must go read. Click here to see the Pearls Before Swine comic by Stephan Pastis.

This comic is like me…But with me, it would be a computer, not a TV. I could give a less about those things.
~BloonChick

P.S. I noticed when i posted this that the Bloon.Comic area is gone. How un-cool is that? Huh? huh?

Flame WARRIORS!

This site redefines funny.

A thousand pardons…

Yeah, you notice how I was being cool and had a kinda semi-every-other-daily thing going on there for a while? Well, that’s not gonna happen anymore. At least for this week. Between lifeguard training (5 to friggin’ 10 at night, 8 to 5 on the weekends), swim practice, homework, the approaching finals, being super cool, rocking out, and ungodly math tests, I’ma need to cut down on Bloon time. So….uh….this may be the last post you see from me in a week or so. Unless I could score some time during school. But that’s a big maybe. So, you know, cross your fingers ‘n all, but don’t place any lifetime-savings style bets on my posting lots of fun stuff. You could, however, just send your lifetime savings to me, thereby ridding you of the tempting urge.

You see ladies and gentlemen, that’s how you cure an obsessive gambler. Take their money. Before they get to the casino (or racetrack or whathaveyou).
Dude, I should like….write a book on curing obsessive gambling. And, of course, by buying the book (which will be an expensive hardback), you’re just helping yourself cure your own disease. And I will still get lots of money.
Damn, I’m having good ideas tonight.

“I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…”–’Bohemian Rhapsody’ by Queen

Dance Dance ArmyMan!

This video is sure to leave you stupified. Its just that cool.




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