For all of you uninvolved, bear with me. These are pictures of my friend Aneesh, who claims that my threats are idle. He has just been proved wrong.
Besides that, these are really funny pictures. Check ‘em out.
Ah, God bless photo raids. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the classic “deer in the headlights” look.
Hee. Aneesh looks like he’s drunk or something. Silly Aneesh.
“There’s a thong for everything.”–Aneesh
Never choke in a restaurant in the South…
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says “Kin ya swallar?” The woman shakes her head no.
“Kin ya breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says,”Ya
know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’, but I ain’t never
seed nobody do it!”
Does anyone else think that the Popemobile (Yes, it exists, yes, it’s really called that) is like….the ultimate shaggin’ wagon? Just think about how many chicks you could pick up in that thing. And think about everything you could pull off in that car! I mean, just get some curtains for that lil’ backdealie, and you have yourself a regular ol’ Chamber of Sin.
For shame. I can’t believe you actually thought about disgracing the Popemobile. You’re going to hell, you dirty sinner.
…On that note, there’s a review to be written.
Title: Alien Hominid
Systems: PS2, GC
Genre: Side-scrolling shooter
Description: A fun harkening back to old schoo’ gaming.
Quickrating: 7.5/10
If you’ve never heard of this game, I recommend going to www.newgrounds.com and checking out the original web version (for absolutely free). You play it yet? Good. You beat it yet? No? Alright, I’ll give you a bit.
Beat it? Good. Hard, wasn’t it? Yeah. You see, this is how video games used to be. In replacement for all of those “diffculty levels” and “fancy shmancy graphics”, games used to be hard. Hard to pass levels. Hard to pass enemies and bosses. And as long as they weren’t frustrating, it kept the game fun, because you always wan’t to beat that level or the next or the next. Not to mention the undeniable bragging rights to those who, after countless quarters and monetary-mother-begging, you finally defeated that guy or got the high score (After which you maturely entered your 3-letter insignia as “ASS”. Reeeeeeaaaal original, sicko.)
Now’a'days teenages are unoriginal… Its sad really. At my school every single kid goes around saying your mom is [insert last phrase said here] 24/7. I think there should be a new phrase… And why is it always about your “mom”? Maybe we should all say “YOUR DOCTOR! Yea… Now what??!?!” Or maybe we should just go with, “Your Dadda!”… Sexism is a big side to our reality… Which is sad. Beyond belief.
Earlier this week, an American who owns the Pope’s internet domain says he will ask his Catholic grandmother what he should do with it. He says his decision “would be guided by the idea not to piss off 1.1 billion Roman Catholics.”
He bought the domain on April the first, just weeks before Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger revealed he would become a pope under the name of Benedict XVI.
The 37-year-old man also registered these 5 domains:
First new review for the new Bloon. Woohoo times 21.
Ahem.
Title: Sahara
Genre (Movie): Action/Adventure
Description: A nice little rompin’ roarer to waste an afternoon on.
Quickrating: 6.5/10
Is it just me, or have action movies hit a hump recently? It seems like no better-than-decent action flicks have come out in a while, with few exceptions. Maybe I just don’t get out enough. It’s very possible.
Sahara is named for the desert in which 3 explorers search for the treasure of a lifetime, and find an adventure for the ages. (I just made that up, I swear. I should be making these movie posters. *rereads last sentence* That gives me shivers just looking at it! Damn I’m good!) Corny cliches aside, only about 2/5 of the movie actually takes place in that desert. The rest of it is spent on boats (just a little bit of contrast there), in cities, in solar plants, or in other deserts. Kinda funny when you think about it. But I digress.
