Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Illiterate? Write For Help
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Horn Broken … Watch For Finger.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the first rated Christmas game that I got. Only 5+ more to go!
Title: Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
System: Playstation 2
Genre: Action/Platformer/Shooter/Adventure/RPG/Super Cool Fun
Description: Shoot stuff, win stuff, do everything, get everything, and have a hell of a time while doing so.
Quickrating: 10/10
It will be really hard to describe this game unless you’ve played the previous two titles, but I’m going to do my best anyway.
For those of you who haven’t played the first two games, you are Ratchet, a simple Lombax who has saved the universe twice (and you shoudl really check out the other two titles, Ratchet and Clank and Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando, because they’re really really good games) by befriending a small robot friend named Clank. Clank has achieved James Bond popularity among the universe, while Ratchet has been degraded as his chauffeur. And now, a vile madman by the name of Dr. Nefarious has returned, and the two heroes must once again seek the aid of the only man who has ever defeated him….Captain Qwark!
That’s the storyline, anyway. Let’s get on to the game itself.
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When you’re doing a report on a play of Shakespeare’s, this can be great comedic relief. Hope you enjoyed them as much as I did.
Note: Not for the sheltered or faint of heart.
Shakespeare Translations
W0000!!! Post number 100!!! GO BLOONS!!
Dear Mom,
Our scout master told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad’s mother and tell her he is OK. He can’t write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search&rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn’t been for the lightning.
Scoutmaster Webb got mad at chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn’t hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blog up? The wet wood still didn’t burn, but one of our tents did. Also some of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back.
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