Well, we have been thinking of ways to make this site even better. One of our ideas was to put a weekly riddle!!
I will post the riddle every Sunday and give the answer the following Saturday. Have fun! ^_^
Q: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
Since you idiots didn’t guess and/or didn’t get the answer right.. (Nice guesses though, Sigg3) I’m putting the answer.
ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
The question was NEVER: A woman had 7 children, ONLY half of them are boys! *Sigh, idiots*
This is possibly the best site in the world… And yes I know that we over here at the Daily Bloon hate squirrels, but why not watch a close relative of the little animals commit suicide… Their weak I tell you!
Bunny Suicides
People have asked for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” - That’s Direct Marketing.
* You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” - That’s Advertising.
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” - That’s Telemarketing.
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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