“Remember Issac Asimov citizens of the world. We are in a crises, one we have built ourselves, and if we don’t stop it now… World War III will become reality.
Ever since Robots Inc. built the first intelligent robot, people worldwide have been scooping robots off the shelves. But did anyone think about the possibilities that these robots would start to think for themselves? No! We can already see that these robots are thinking for themselves; they are gaining knowledge, memories, feelings, emotions. What happens when one of them decides to rebel against their human masters? These robots are too smart, too strong, and too prone to failure. Destroy them before they destroy us, it is our only hope.” ~inspired from the book IRobot by Issac Asimov
I was thinking, what happens when we start making robots to do our every little whim? What happens when we make these robots able to think for themselves and take what they feel is the best course of action? What happens when a Black-Hat Hacker decides he wants to edit a robot to harm people? Or to hack into other robots and control them? What happens when a Joseph Stalin or Hitler comes back and decides to create a Robot army? What happens when power and greed over-rides human intelligence? The worst part, all of this will happen if Robots such as the ones portrayed in IRobot (the book or movie) are actually developed. The answer to these questions? The start of World War III, the final battle, the one nicknamed “Armageddon”.
I havn’t been to Bash for awhile, but Sigg3 reminded me of it, so I went and harvested some funny quotes… For those of you who are unknowing, Bash.org is a site where people worldwide dump all their funny IRC quotes. IRC is the best chat engion ever. Check them out:
#244321
Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS).
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your
count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you
A-flat minor
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
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A blonde red head 
reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
“I finished the exam in half an hour, but I’m rechecking my answers.”
Wishing everyone a Merrcy Christmashannukwanzah or whatever you celebrate! I’m gonna be gone to my grandparents’ until the 29th, so you won’t be hearing from me. But I hope that everyone gets drunk on eggnog, gets tons of presents, and lots of lovin’ under da mistletoe.
Joy to the world and all.
Peace out.
Word up.
….yo.
-The Bloon Blade
Entertaining holiday game.
