Yea I know crappy… But hey, I feel that I must support my country! So, wats it all aboot eh?
Archive for December, 2004 Page 2 of 7
Okay, since Christmas just passed i’d thought you all might like this:
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME…
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
I think that perverted grim reapers would be not very fun… Sex or death, your choice!
Ya know what gets me? Depression… It makes nearly no sense! I mean your sad, but you can’t be that sad! These past few days, ON CHRISTMAS AS WELL, I have suffered through a few ungood things… But in the end I am ok. Life gets better, so quit whining you wimps.
Goths are stupid.
For all you people who think there is a guy named god in the sky and then you put down people who believe there is UFO’s, you fail.
You will not become famous or a superstar if you just sit around and apply makeup to your already saturated faces.
Models should be more real, I wana see more normal people be models, no more fake looking “perfect” girls with the 1-5 ratio… 5 parts legs 1 part body.
Eat me.
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