As some would say, “…An entirely Fortunate event - for children and their parents!” ~Thelma Adams, US WEEKLY.
This movie is one of those that could be better, but all in all it was a awesome movie. The only lacking part; the dialogue was a bit dry. Otherwise everything else was beautiful! Here is the Bloon Stats.
Genre: Comedy
Stars: Jim Carrey 3 times + a few other people who I don’t know the names of…
Random Rating: 3 stars out of 4 (Read More)
Bloon Rating: 9 out of 10 BloonStars
I am so changing my cell phone message to one of these…Hehe!!
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi. Now you say something.
Hi, I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
Hello. I am David’s answering machine. What are you?
Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Telemarketers are very annoying but can be alot of fun if you just follow these steps. -BloonChick
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”
3. If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
4. Cry out in surprise,”Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?” Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
5. Say “No”, over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
6. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would you be my friend?”
7. After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
8. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can’t sell to employees.
9. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, “Oh No!!!” and then hang up.
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So the election is over but I can still make Bush jokes, no?
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy–Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, “I’m not a Bush fan.”
The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush fan?”
Johnny says, “I’m a John F. Kerry fan.” The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a Kerry fan, and my Dad’s a Kerry fan, so I’m a Kerry fan!”
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if you’re Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Johnny says, “That would make me a Bush fan.”
I was browsing around the internet, and I found two new really funny sites. They both make up most of their stories but hey, their hilarious no? Check them out: