So I was browsing around and I came upon a completely hilarious site! And to my amusement I found it to be none other than a funny cartoon site! Here is a excerpt:
Go to the site! http://www.coxandforkum.com/
Archive for November, 2004
Lets do this! A bunch of good Yoga poses, presented by yours truly, for the soldier in need. Have fun!
Joke O’Da day!
10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT’ ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not
normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.
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10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey’s are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every
person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad
fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get
your BUTTwhooped (or theirs).
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10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it’s a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than
your car.
10. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
Here ya are everyone… Tis will get ya a’chucklin!
If at first you don’t succeed… Ducktape.
Ya know how almost every comedian says their say on golf? This tells me somthing.
So today I was out with my dad shooting balls toward distant signs that proclaim certain yardage that just cant be right… And since I must be the worst golf player EVER, I just watched people try and hit that mighty 300 yrd sign. Watching these hopeless people trying to hit 2 inch diameter balls with huge clubs a huge distance, then getting mad when they fail, I made a certain discovery… I think I discovered that the balls have a complete mind of their own. Example: I tried to hit a golf ball with a tailer made 360 driver (In normal words, BIG ASS CLUB) the ball decided to act like I hit it with a wedge club (basically a horozontal flat plane)… This is quite curious… And the best part was when I hit 150 yrds with the wedge… That got everyone calling me superman. But that is wishful thinking… I believe that a more fitting title for me is Divet man… I think that my grass hitting (more digging) skills are better than those of a excavator. Anyways… On to the best part, the talking about how odd Golf is…
Tell me, what do you call a sport in which you hit small balls into even smaller gopher holes that are dug into a 500 acre piece of cultivated land devoted to the very sport? Golf… There is no other word for it… lets look at a definition:
Golf
n.
A game played on a large outdoor course with a series of 9 or 18 holes spaced far apart, the object being to propel a small, hard ball with the use of various clubs into each hole with as few strokes as possible.
I think that is a fitting definition… Although they missed the “into small gopher holes”. Anyways, to me this sport holds absolutly no want or need to play it. It is absolutly boring! I propose a solution… Give current Golfers a laptop with golf games on it, sieze all golfing land, turn siezed land into hobo houses, give golf balls to the hospitals (figure that one out).
Well, for now that is all I can rant about… Tell me your views on this infernal game… For now…
“Thats all folks!”