So BloonBlade and I had a little conversation tonight. Who do YOU talk with more on the phone? Girls or guys? Do you talk on the phone? If not, you’re probably a loser. It’s okay, we still love you. Kind of.
BloonChick: I love talking on the phone
BloonChick: my best friends and I can talk for hours
The Bloon Blade: I know
The Bloon Blade: I do too
BloonChick: haha
BloonChick: guys talk on the phone with guys for multiple hours?
The Bloon Blade: I talk with chick friends more
The Bloon Blade: on the phone
BloonChick: yeah because thats how we roll
BloonChick: :-)
The Bloon Blade: guys are efficient on the phone
The Bloon Blade: “Yo.”
The Bloon Blade: “Yo.”
The Bloon Blade: “Wanna hang out?”
The Bloon Blade: “Yeah. When?”
The Bloon Blade: “Be here when you can get here.”
The Bloon Blade: “Sweet. See you then.”
The Bloon Blade: “Peace.”
The Bloon Blade: *click
The Bloon Blade: *
The Bloon Blade: with girls, it’s like
The Bloon Blade: “Hi!”
The Bloon Blade: “OH EMM GEE MARCELLE! I haven’t talked to you in like.. a week? How is the exact emotional situation of all of your friends, family members, and various pets?”
BloonChick: lmao
BloonChick: lmao
BloonChick: go on this is funny
The Bloon Blade: haha fine
BloonChick: keep typing! my friends are reading this too
The Bloon Blade: “OH EMM GEE! I…KNOWWWWWWWW! Shaniqua’s fine, she got a zit on her upper right forehead 4 days ago, but recovered gracefully with a new hairdo. Lynelle choked on hamster eggs on Tuesday, but got surgery, and now it just looks like she has a big Adam’s apple. Mom’s doing well, split up with her 5th husband and married a 6th. I don’t even know his name yet, but he probably won’t last the weekend.”
BloonChick: lmao
BloonChick: go on
The Bloon Blade: “Squiggles the parakeet shat an entire acorn yesterday. Still trying to figure that one out.”
BloonChick: my friend and i are dying of laughter
BloonChick: and we both love the names
The Bloon Blade: haha
The Bloon Blade: on the cusp
BloonChick: go on
The Bloon Blade: “Gingerbeans the puppy chased his tail for a full three hours today. He then promptly died of exhaustion.”
The Bloon Blade: “And…my goldfish swam around. All week.”
The Bloon Blade: “What about you, Gretchen?”
The Bloon Blade: “Oh, well, I spilled out my makeup yesterday. Spent a few hours re-categorizing it alphabetically, chronologically, and by smell.”
BloonChick: hey now. youre just mocking us now
BloonChick: haha
The Bloon Blade: haha
The Bloon Blade: isn’t that what I was doing from the beginning?
BloonChick: yeah i guess
BloonChick: haha
BloonChick: hahha
The Bloon Blade: “Then I went to the Chess club meeting just to tease the nerdboys before crushing all of their hopes and dreams.”
The Bloon Blade: “OH! Did you do the good ol’ ‘bend down to pick up the fallen pawn’ move?”
BloonChick: LMAO
BloonChick: haahha
The Bloon Blade: “Hell yeah, sister. They were too distracted to play right for the rest of the game.”
BloonChick: that doesnt sound girl
BloonChick: we dont say hell yeah sister
The Bloon Blade: that’s true
The Bloon Blade: “Yeahhh girlfriennnd.”
BloonChick: um we dont really say that either
BloonChick: haha
The Bloon Blade: you know what?
The Bloon Blade: this is MY parody
BloonChick: We say: totally
The Bloon Blade: they’ll say what I damn well want them to say
The Bloon Blade: FINE!@
The Bloon Blade: “Totally.”
The Bloon Blade: “…girlfriennnd.”
BloonChick: …..haha
I mostly phone in work situations, so the conversations are always about something I need or need doing that needs to be or haven’t been done.
I always make sure to emphasize the name of my workplace. The last two years it’s grown pretty big in the media.
Ah, I love power.
Re: boys and girls, I agree with Blade’s brilliant reconstruction of the universal features of communication amongst the female (and female-ish!) subjects of the species.
Boys: who, what, when and where.
“Me and Chad last night at the pub. I said x, Chad said y, then I smacked him in the mouth and left.”
Girls: contextual justification of x, where x is either wholly implicit or revealed towards the end of transcription
“Well, you got to understand I got my period that day, and I had spoken to my mother about the break-up on the telephone earlier, so I was feeling all worn out when he called under the pretence to ask me about his t-shirt…” etc.
Hahahahahaha. You peeeeople crack me up, s’pecially that Blade character. Very amusing indeed.
I prefer talking to females. But I base that on the fact the only person I have ever talked to on the phone is my mother.
:sigh:
You know, you just take all the sport out of mocking you when you do it yourself.
Yeah, he sure does. But that’s okay. I do it a lot too.
I still love you, Random!!!
I do try so hard to ruin your fun, Blade. Glad to know it’s working.
You are so totally making it sound like girls are like just completely retarded. Well, uh, you know what I just think that bloonblade isn’t like cool enough to have girl friends. What a L-O-S-E-R. Like omg I totally think…
Was I like saying something?
Touche for Bladey, Claire :-p haha